EXCITING ADVANCEMENT OPPORTUNITY!

Ever notice how the users of this library go through enormous amounts of scrap paper and golf pencils? We need students who enjoy chopping paper! It's a very therapeutic task. You have a choice of two state-of-the-art paper choppers. Just take recycled paper (or new if you can't find enough used paper) and chop into four pieces. We're not even asking for perfect sizes! So, please help out with the chopping, you'll be glad you did! Lately the little paper holders have been empty... Talk to your supervisor about where you can find the chopping equipment...